This blog was created to keep the magic alive, long after the movies and books are over. I try to post things that show Harry Potter being applied to real life with lessons and jokes and stories. Enjoy!
i’ve never been to disney world it’s a fucking tragedy tbh but general theme park / carnivaly stuff:
- sirius likes the spinny rides i know this deep in my heart
- james n sirius like the Good roller coasters and they would give peter a harder time about not riding them but he holds their stuff while they ride so it’s acceptable
- james n sirius think they’re Real Damn Tough
- but if the ferris wheel stops at the top remus and lily start rocking it back and forth really hard
- james n sirius are Not Tough At All who knew two grown boys could sound so /squeaky/ when screaming
- peter’s kinda a ride wimp but he’s rly good at like carnival game type things
- whereas james spends 40 bucks trying to win a teddy bear holding a heart that says “i love you beary much”
- lily says he’s an idiot bc she would never accept such a thing but he was going to give it to sirius duh
- remus wants to make Plans about when to do what b/c he’s a nerd who strategizes around shortest line times
- sirius and james promptly ignore his suggestions and go with their Instincts which usually means getting lost or waiting an hour and remus is just like “hmmmmm wonder how we could’ve avoided this”
- "THIS IS PART OF THE ADVENTURE"
- "COLOR-CODE THIS LUPIN" [flips bird]
- peter doesn’t rly care he just loves The Atmosphere and the Food
- more of a fair thing i guess but:
- MARAUDERS + BUMPER CARS
why the hell is Everyone talking about pluto today has something changed?? w/e i’m just here 2 talk about my kids
- james and sirius are Passionately team planet
- like for some irrational reason it /does/ matter to them
- but also there’s a certain joy in annoying remus on purpose
- remus is like “look it’s a dwarf planet if you’d just read the reasoning —”
- "IT’S A FUCKING PLANET"
- "IT’S ALWAYS BEEN A PLANET IT’S ALWAYS GONNA BE A PLANET"
- “science is about acquiring new information and adapting previous knowledge to that —”
- "SUCK IT LUPIN"
- "VIVA LA PLUTO"
remus gets his essay back with a poor grade
'like you know more about werewolves than me anyways' he grumbles and uses the essay to roll a joint
gryffindor girls kissing slytherin girls
gryffindor girls taking slytherin girls on adventures into the forbidden forest and getting them into situations where the slytherin cunning kicks in and gets them out alive
gryffindor girls defending their slytherin girlfriends w/ all their heart
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
*ron weasley voice* viktor krum?? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of viktor krum spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of viktor krum scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen